This shirt probably won't protect against loose seal attacks, but it'll definitely help you achieve Top Banana status pretty much wherever you go.
Available in ice grey.
Designed by Galactic Black from Asheville, NC. Also, he's an all-around good dude.
Quality matters. We take care to choose shirts that feel good, printers that are basically wizards at what they do, and service that is generally fantastic.
We're based in Charlotte, North Carolina. Home of Cheerwine (probably the best soda ever in life), generally nice people, and some of the best sweet potato pie around. You'd like it here.